Hey, good to see you, how are you? No I didn’t die, and I am sorry if I neglected you, but I am here now. There, there, I will try not to stay away so long in the future.
What do you mean? Of course I care about you! Look, I’ve got you something, I hope you like it. I think I remembered your size. You won’t even have to unwrap it. Right there, down a bit… yes! That’s it, click there, on that link.