Well, I haven’t contributed in Friday Fictioneers for a long time , but I saw this prompt and couldn’t resist it! Hope you enjoy the humour!
Scooby and the gang eyed the van salesman suspiciously, something didn’t add up. The Mystery Machine was a right-off and they’d been lucky to escape with their lives.
“This baby has two mattresses in the back so y’all can get cosy after a long day’s adventuring!” He said, winking at Daphne.
Thelma frowned, spotting the bulge in his pocket.
“Jinkies!” she yelled, as she grabbed his tool. “Sidecutters! This creep cut our brakes and now he wants to sell us a new van!”
The salesman frowned, “And I’d have got away with it, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!”